Supreme level Blowjobs in the alleys of Chicago 29
I know Chicago is known for certain things, like deep dish pizza, but what they should be known for is the quality of the blowjobs you can receive from random streetwalkers you can find on just about any street corner. Just look at the job this beautiful redhead did on me. She literally made me cum in less than a minute. Definitely the best $20 I've ever spent.
Such a good whore slurping daddies cock and taking a load in her mouth.
OMG look at that watch on his wrist. I can see from here that it is a fake. He’s trying to act like a big baller, but he is buying counterfeit goods most likely made in a Chinese sweatshop. What a clown.
It’s practical. It keeps time, and if he loses it or it gets stolen off of him, he’s not out hundreds or thousands of dollars. Bill Gates put it best on The Simpsons, “I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks.”
Really, you come on a porn site to mock a guy’s watch? Get a life man. Everyone is sick of your elitist attitude.
Well I’m sick of this place being overrun with broke losers like yourself. I’m sure your watch drawer is full of Chinese counterfeits too. Plebian.
I don’t have a watch drawer, idiot. I have a cell phone, I don’t need a watch.