I know I'm supposed to be a moral pillar of society, being that I am a man of the cloth, but I find myself getting sexual urges more and more these days. When I travel to Tel Aviv I sometimes can't resist the temptations and end up hiring myself an escort. I especially love the black ones, as they are so rare in my country. I usually film my encounters with them so I can watch them again when I start to feel myself slipping. It is a hard life being a rabbi. But that is the path I have chosen.