Well they say there's a first time for everything, and this is definitely the first time I've fucked a pregnant hooker. She was far enough along that you couldn't help but be distracted by her giant, pregnant belly. You'd think she would have taken some time off once she got that big, but I guess she still has to pay her bills. Anyway, I can strike that one off my bucket list. But I don't think I'll be doing that again any time soon.