I'm a regular at the local brothel. All the girls there know me by name. Sometimes a few of the girls don't make it in to work for whatever reason. Shit happens, right? This time no one showed up for work so the owner was left there to fend for herself. I didn't mind at all since she was smoking hot. It's nice to see the owner wasn't afraid to get her hands dirty. She even gave me a discounted rate of only $57. Not bad!