An Asian Wedding On the Putanic

When Father Landon got the call about performing a wedding ceremony on a cruise ship, he thought nothing of it. He performed weddings on a regular basis, and had done them in some very strange places. A barn, a roller derby, once he even married two people in an abandoned airport hangar. So while he had never done one on a cruise ship before, he wasn’t shocked by it in the least.

The couple he was performing the ceremony for was a young Asian couple. They only knew a little English, just enough to get by in the United States on a daily basis. They were immigrants from Japan that had moved to the United States only 3 years ago.

Father Landon knew little about what to expect on the cruise ship. They decided not to have a rehearsal of any kind, which was a little strange. He normally liked to go over the vows with them and make sure everyone knew their places so everything went smooth.

He showed up at the docks with all his gear, ready to perform the ceremony. He brought his own podium and portable speaker system, just like he always did. The cruise ship was truly impressive. It was almost the size of a football field. He noticed quite a few Asian men boarding the boat along with him. He thought it was strange there didn’t appear to be any women with them, but he thought maybe they were showing up later.

He greeted the excited Asian couple and gave them a rundown on how things normally happen during a wedding ceremony. They had a translator with them so he was able to go through him to communicate with the couple. He asked if they had the rings. They both smiled and said yes. Things seemed to be going smoothly.

They gave the notice over the PA system that the wedding was about to start. The father took his place in front of the waiting crowd. He was shocked to see that no women showed up. The audience was all Asian men. Very strange, he thought to himself.

The beautiful couple walked down the aisle and the minister gave his prepared speech. He got to the part where it was time to exchange rings. They both pulled the rings out of their pockets. Father Landon looked on in horror as the Asian groom unzipped his pants. His soon to be wife got down on her knees and placed her ring on his erect penis. It was a cock ring! She lifted up her flowing, white wedding dress and exposed her hairy, unkempt vagina. The groom kneeled down and attached his ring to her pussy. It was a clitoral hood piercing!

The father was speechless and sat with his mouth agape, standing in silence for what seemed like an eternity. The translator nudged him in the back and whispered “pronounce them….pronounce them!”

He didn’t know what else to do so he blurted out “I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.”

The couple embraced and kissed, and slowly moved to the floor, as though they were getting ready to make love. The Father watched in disbelief as the entire crowd of Asian men stood up and took out their penises. They began stroking their penises and began moving in towards the couple. They circled the couple who were now on the ground in a 69 position. Her wedding dress was lifted up exposing her plump Asian ass and pussy, and the groom had his pants completely off, with his erect penis pumping away at her mouth.

One by one, the masturbating crowd slowly moved in towards the couple. Each man would begin masturbating harder and harder, until their cocks erupted with a stream of sticky, hot cum. They blasted their filth all over the newlyweds as they lay writhing on the ground. You can watch videos of Asian group sex orgies at prostitutemovies.com.

Again and again, another man would step forward and ejaculate all over them. It wasn’t long before the beautiful bride was covered in sticky, white cream. Her dress was soaked in it, and her eyes were nearly glued shut from the massive piles of jizz. The room began to stink of ejaculate.

The father backed away in disgust. He hit the translator in the arm and screamed “What in the Lord’s name is going on here?”

The translator replied in a surprised tone “Didn’t you see the name of the cruise ship when you got on?”

“No!” exclaimed the priest.

“This is the Putanic.” The translator replied. “Haven’t you heard of this ship before? It’s an orgy ship. It’s meant exclusively for swingers.” The father felt his chest begin to pound and he swallowed deeply as he began to realize what he was a part of.

“You just officiated over your first bukkake wedding, father.” said the translator. “You should be proud.”

He watched from a distance as the group of Asian men formed a train on the new bride, who was now on her hands and knees in the doggystyle position. “These are all the rage in Japan” said the translator. “Will you be doing more of these now that they’re becoming popular here?”

“No” screamed the outraged minister. “I’ll never do another wedding again!”

He ripped off his collar in disgust as he stormed down the stairs back to the dock. I guess the Putanic was too much for his faith to handle.

The Future Of Asian Artificial Sex Dolls

Mike was on vacation headed to Japan. He hadn’t been there since before the big trade war that contributed to the global collapse of the economy in 2023. Japan had changed a lot over the years. They became the global superpower, overtaking the United States. With their stranglehold on the technology market no other country could compete with them. They had gotten so far ahead of the curve that now all the new innovations were coming from their tech industry. Drones, flying cars, robot assistants…this was all common place in Japan yet considered a luxury everywhere else in the world.

Mike had earned himself a vacation at his job at the steel mill and he didn’t want to waste it sitting around getting drunk with his buddies. So he booked a trip to Japan to see the latest tech he had read about online.

Japan’s biggest company, MEI, had developed new robot AI so sophisticated that it was basically indistinguishable from having a conversation with a real human. Not only that, but they had come up with a new organic-based skin material that was supposed to look exactly like human flesh.

Apparently this technology was already in widespread use in Japan. Mike thought it would be great to meet one of the robots to see if what they said about them was true. He had his doubts.

Once he got settled in to his hotel, he decided to partake of his usual ritual when travelling abroad; call up an escort and have some fun! He liked to fuck an escort on the first night in any foreign country. Especially when he was in an exotic locale like Japan. Something about fucking a local girl always made him feel more at home.

He transferred some credits to the closest escort agency and waited in his hotel room for his “date” to show up.

A few minutes later there was a knock at the door. Mike opened it and greeted a tiny Asian woman with long black hair and rather large breasts. “This was going to be fun!” Mike thought to himself. “Herro! I’m Tabitha.” The tiny woman said in a broken Japanese accent. You can see lots of Asian hooker videos at prostitutemovies.com.

They sat down on the bed and Mike leaned over to kiss her. He fondled her large breasts and started stripping her clothes off, layer by layer, until he exposed her wet pussy, covered in a hairy, black bush, just like almost all the Japanese women he had fucked in the past.

He went down on her and began licking her soft, wet clit. She tasted so good that Mike’s dick grew rock hard. As he continued licking her, his cock began to throb. He knew he needed penetration and wanted to feel the insides of this sweet young thing.

He stood up and plunged his aching member straight into her gaping, wet hole. He didn’t even ask if she wanted him to use protection. A bit presumptuous on his part he thought, but she didn’t seem to care.

They both moaned in unison as he completed his first thrust inside of her. As he continued pumping, she seemed to get wetter by the second and Mike could see a giant wet spot forming on the bed below them.

Mike thrusted furiously into her tight Asian pussy and he could feel an intense orgasm start to rear its ugly head.

“Ohhhh shiiiit!!!!!” Mike yelled, as he violently squirted his cum deep inside the escort’s tiny hole. He could feel his cum spilling out of her as he continue to thrust his cock inside her cream-pied pussy. She was overflowing with his warm jizz and it was dripping down onto the sheets below.

When the last thrust was done and Mike was exhausted, he finally rolled over onto his back, ready to pass out from sheer exhilaration and pleasure.
“That was very good, sir.” Said Tabitha as she stood up and began to put her clothes back on.

Suddenly Mike noticed something in the small of her back. At first he thought it was a tramp stamp tattoo. Most whores have them. But upon closer inspection he realized it wasn’t a tattoo at all. It was a “Made in Japan” stamp. “Property of MEI Corporation.”

Tabitha walked over to the sink and grabbed some sort of tube-like contraption out of her purse. She connected one end to the tap, and she shoved the other end into her vagina. Suddenly a robot voice came from her direction that said “Beginning sanitation cycle. Please wait 2 minutes.” Her mouth never moved, but the voice clearly came from her direction. The contraption made a whirring sound and he could hear the water flowing through it. It was cleaning up the cummy cream pie that Mike had just shot into her pussy.

That is when he realized he didn’t need to go looking for one of their new life-like robots. He had already found one. And he had fucked it bareback without even knowing. He was flabbergasted.

As Tabitha finished cleaning up her pussy, she looked at Mike and smiled and said “Thanks for fucking me, sir. I hope you enjoyed your visit with synthetic prostitute, Tabitha, Model 2.0, today. Property of MEI Corporation.”

And with that she walked out the door. It looked like everything they said about them was true. This was going to change everything.

Thai Hookers Made Sure They Got Their Money

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I was on vacation in Thailand and wanted to experience their lifestyle to the fullest. As most single, older men who visit Thailand do, I wanted to partake of their glorious hookers. They are well known around the world for being some of the best women money can buy. Little did I know, how much of a mean streak they can have if they think you are going to screw them out of their money.

I went to a well known bar in the area that was a notorious hangout for streetwalkers and escorts. Most of the patrons in the bar were white men in their fourties and fifties. It was so strange seeing so many older white men in one place in a foreign country.

I ordered myself a drink and before I even had a chance to have a sip, a sexy Thai hooker sat down beside me and started rubbing my leg. She couldn’t have been any taller than 5 feet, and had the supple soft skin of a lady far younger than her years. They are so healthy and in shape in Thailand. It is amazing. It is completely different than the obese hookers we have to put up with in America.

After a few minutes of small talk, it didn’t take long for her to proposition me for sex. She said she would fuck me right in the washroom of the bar. That seemed a little risky to me, but I figured she knew what she was doing, so I agreed and followed her into a washroom stall.

She quickly whipped my pants down and put me in her mouth, getting my soft, white cock nice and hard and stiff. She removed her tiny blue shorts and bent over in front of me, looking me in the eye as if to say “what are you waiting for?” She didn’t offer me a condom so I assumed she didn’t mind if I went inside her bareback.

I quickly plunged my throbbing cock into her tight, little pussy and began thrusting as fast as I could. It was so exciting fucking in a public washroom that I came inside of her in under 2 minutes.

I had so much fun I had almost forgot that I only had a few bucks on me. She was quick to ask for her pay and I told her I didn’t have anything on me and would have to go to a bank or something. That was not the answer she wanted, and she instantly began screaming something in a language I didn’t understand. Another Thai girl that could pass for her twin sister ran into the washroom with a mean look on her face.

They both grabbed me by the wrists and dragged me outside. At this point I was shitting my pants as I had seen how vicious some of these little girls can be in the local Muay Thai tournaments. It seems like half the population over there are MMA fighters.

Luckily they weren’t dragging me outside to kick my ass, they were just bringing me to an ATM. Thank god. I felt like I was going to have a heart attack for a minute. Anyway, they were both happy once she got her money, and told me to come back soon. I think I might take them up on their offer, but next time I am going to make sure I bring plenty of cash.