SexyPutitaLupita special discount for bald men 1
One of the rare days I was happy to be bald. This sexy escort was offering a discount for people with thinning hair. I guess it was some kind of ploy to bring in new customers by making them feel at ease. It definitely worked, as I really enjoyed fucking her and will be coming back as a repeat customer in the near future. Just because you're fat and bald it doesn't mean you can't get laid by hot women.
Come on guys. Stop calling all my clients aliens. I don’t fuck aliens. That’s gross.
I’m pretty sure that guy is an alien. He is the brother of Jabba The Hutt!
Oh, a fat joke. That’s original. Is that the best you got? FYI, he is a really nice man and tipped me well.
Well the dude is massive LOL. He looked like he had another alien inside his gut ready to burst out!